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Total Medals Earned: 156 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,260 Points

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Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 6/14 (105/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

The Sagittarian 3

Medals Earned: 9/21 (115/205 points)

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Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 9/18 (145/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

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Utopian Mining

Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/500 points)

COAL 5 Points

Find coal.

IRON 5 Points

Find iron.

Start off your adventure! 5 Points

Enter Utopia.

Being generous! 5 Points

Give John some money.

Vamos a la playa! 5 Points

Get some sand.

A good investment... 10 Points

Give Dave some money for his project.

Engineer 10 Points

Help building the steammachine.

GOLD 10 Points

Find gold.

It works! 10 Points

Make the steammachine work.

WOLFRAM 10 Points

Find wolfram.

DIAMOND 25 Points

Find diamond.

Expensive experiments 25 Points

Give George some smaragds.

Project completed! 25 Points

Give Dave some sand.

RUBY 25 Points

Find ruby.

Saving electricity 25 Points

Give George some wolfram.

SMARAGD 25 Points

Find smaragd.

The COre 25 Points

Get the COre.

Jewelry 50 Points

Give Jamie some rubies.

Hero 100 Points

Finish the game

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Wheelie Legend

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)

wee wheelie 10 Points

Hold a Wheelie for 5 seconds

wheelie good 25 Points

Hold a wheelie for 15seconds

wheelie awesome 50 Points

hold a wheelie for 30 seconds

wheelie god 100 Points

hold a wheelie for 90seconds

wheelie legend 100 Points

hold a wheelie for 60seconds

William and Sly

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/220 points)

Dominus Lux 10 Points

Slay five darklings.

Resolution 25 Points

Complete the game.

Flight 5 Points

Find the wings.

Weather Mage 5 Points

Turn off the rain.

Deviation 25 Points

Unlock all boxes and switches.

Sensitive Nose 50 Points

Find all of the mushrooms.

Sly Fox 100 Points

Earn more than 35,000 points.